Friday, August 14, 2009

Hey Name Maker Upper Guys



Yer Dumb

14 comments:

Thomas Pellechia said...

Sam,

I received the email blast, too--twice.

The name turned me off completely, so I didn't even look to see what it is. I did ask to be removed from the list.

Samantha Dugan said...

Thomas,
We got a postcard at The Wine Country. Dale, (one of the owners of the store) brought it to me and said, "I've got something for your blog"...someone should be fired for that name.

Benito said...

Sam,

I'm imagining a commercial in which it is demonstrated that this product is absorbent enough to soak up an entire bottle of wine without leakage.

Cheers,
Benito

Samantha Dugan said...

Benito,
Exactly what it said on their website.

Ron Washam, HMW said...

My Gorgeous Samantha,

Then again, that's a bottle of Sterling and that stuff is definitely shit.

And, hell, I've been wearing wine diapers for years!

Your HoseMaster

Benito said...

Well crap. I thought it was just a protective sleeve as opposed to an actual... diaper.

Michael Hughes said...

Ugh, what is wrong with people?

Samantha Dugan said...

Benito,
I was going to post the link but, a) I don't know how, (such a tard) and b) I didn't want send any traffic to their site from mine.

Michael,
Seriously.

Ron,
Now I seem to recall "someone" offering me a ride on the Sterling tram...and a glass of Sterling Merlot...."now who was that?"

Ron Washam, HMW said...

My Gorgeous Samantha,

I said I loved their fucking tram (and I mean that in every sense), not their crappy wines!

You can get in my diapers any time!

Your HoseMaster

Anonymous said...

Sam,
I guess we can say you're Poo-Pooing this?

John M. Kelly said...

Sam - do I need this product? Depends...

Daddy said...

I just peed my pants laughing at this.

Now that I think of it, the wine diaper could have come in handy.

Anonymous said...

Are you tracking me on your super computer?

Samantha Dugan said...

Sheesh Google....not alerting me when I get guests, how rude!

Daddy, John, and The First Anon, clever, all of you.

Anon #2...yes, I can see you right now, listening to Urethra Franklin, lil' stoner. I love you!